Category: Fishing Stories

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  • This is the Price of Smallmouth (A Fishing Story)

    This is the Price of Smallmouth (A Fishing Story)

    “This is brutal… I’m not sure how much more of this I can take…”

    The weight of the kayak had increased dramatically over the last several hours.

    Maybe it was because a gallon of water now sloshed within the cockpit, back and forth, with every ankle-threatening step along the loose gray rocks that continuously shifted underfoot. Maybe it was because I’d carried the ‘yak up and over several miles of creek bed with nothing but a trickle of water running between the pools. Or, maybe… maybe it was because the heat had gone from a nice, cool, comfortable 80°… to over 100°…

    rocky creek shoreline low water illinois
    Watch your step…

    Whatever the reason, the afternoon slog continued… just as it had this morning. But the morning slog had been much easier to stomach, because with every stop in a clear, quiet pool along along the way… there were fish.

    Smallmouth bass, to be exact.

    The entire morning had been spent “pool-jumping“, and it had been productive.

    Now, with the fishing behind me… I was on the return trip. That meant no breaks. No stopping. No more fish. Just a straight slog back to civilization.

    It was hard work. But in Illinois:

    This is the price of smallmouth… and it’s a price I’m willing to pay.

    Illinois Creek Fishing Smallmouth Bass Pop 'n Drop
    Drag. Sweat. Carry. Sweat more. Drop into the next pool. Catch fish. Repeat. With hobbies like these, who needs a gym membership!?

    But… why go to all this trouble to fish?

    Ever since I was a boy, smallmouth bass have been sacred to me. My family could never afford big fancy vacations to magical kingdoms, but we would take a summer trip to “Grandpa’s place” on the Manitowish Chain O Lakes in Wisconsin. The price was right (free) and we would swim, run through the woods, catch crayfish by hand in the rocks that lined the shore, and fish.

    I remember my first smallmouth bass vividly.

    My father took me out in “the green boat.” An aluminum Starcraft that had been handed down by family, equipped with a 5 HP Johnson outboard.

    AJ Hauser Fishing Aluminum Boat Jon Boat Project
    “The Green Boat”
    Scott Hauser Sweet Aluminum Boat & Mercury
    Dad. Cruising.

    We puttered around in this for years, until he saved up some money to upgrade to a 25 HP Merc’. Unbelievable. We thought it was the fastest boat on the planet. Fancy folding seats were installed, along with a vintage graph & trolling motor.

    Scott Hauser Aluminum Boat
    All of us, packed into Dad’s green boat.

    Dad fished out of that boat a lot. Usually before we were awake.

    Fog Early Morning Lake Wisconsin Sunrise Sun Rise
    Early morning on the chain.

    To be fair, Dad would ask me regularly to go fish, but I was content to catch perch, rock bass and bluegill right off the dock. Just a regular kid with zero attention span.

    But once in a while, we’d hit the lake together.

    On one warm July afternoon, we were fishing underneath a bridge over about 15 feet of water with thick, tall weeds. Dad was working a jig… maybe an jointed Rapala… both favorites of his. These presentations were foreign to me, as I had only ever caught fish on bobbers and worms. Any why even bother fishing anything else? I could rip my own worms and put ’em on the hook – not to mention I was catching 20 fish for every one Dad caught. Granted… mine were all the size of sardines… but still, for a little guy with zero patience, this was the way to go!

    Then it happened.

    Something came out of the deep weeds and grabbed my worm, turned, and began it’s descent back towards the deep cover. My bobber didn’t twitch, it didn’t get jackhammered, it didn’t doink-doink-doink from a pumpkinseed peppering… it just kind of started to… sink

    I watched it drop down, down, down… and finally set the hook… the bobber didn’t move. Instead, it sat suspended underwater as the rod doubled over and my reel started to make a sound I had never heard before… a sound that perked Dad right up…

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    The drag on my Zebco started screaming.

    “ROD TIP UP! DON’T HORSE HIM!! AJ ROD TIP UP STOP REELING AND PLAY HIM OUT!!!”

    I watched in amazement (and slight horror) as that rod tip danced right above – and then beneath – the water.

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    Left, right, left, right. I could see golden bronze flashes of light deep below the surface as Dad grabbed his old stringy net with holes in it and continued to shout commands… but I couldn’t hear them. I couldn’t hear anything aside from that beautiful, horrible, amazing, terrifying drag.

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

    The dancing rod tip became sluggish.

    The sharp bend in the strained rod slowly, painfully, began to straighten out.

    Bit by bit, it returned to its original shape, easing up towards the sky.

    The beast allowed me to reclaim line.

    With every crank of the handle that golden bronze beauty came closer and closer to the surface.

    Finally she gave in. Dad scooped.

    The lake was silent aside from the tinkling water droplets falling off of her body. The behemoth was too big to fall through the holes in the net.

    I could not believe my eyes.

    This must be why Dad was willing to get up and fish before anyone else was awake. This must be why he went to the trouble of loading and launching the boat by himself. This must be why he had all of those In-Fisherman books strewn across the floor of his room whenever we were at Grandpa’s place.

    She was the reason, and now I understood.

    Big smallmouth.

    Big enough to eat.

    So we did – and I will never forget this day. I will never stop pursuing that feeling of shock & awe that fish burned deep into my brain. I will never stop trying to recreate that feeling for my boys as well, although here in Illinois – fishing is different. I find smallmouth deep in the woods, well off the beaten path, in waters not bothered by weekend anglers and pleasure boaters.

    Creek Bed Underwater Water Kayak Trip Boot
    Very few walk these waters…

    It is hard, and dirty, and sweaty and hot and your fingers crack & bleed and your ankles get raw and your back aches and no sane person would willingly sign up for this… but…

    This is the price of smallmouth… and it’s a price I’m willing to pay.

    Periodically this story will pop into my head as I’m slogging for smallmouth as an adult. OH! Speaking of slog…

    Back to the slog at hand…

    I looked down at my sweat-soaked shirt and realized it wasn’t soaked anymore.

    “Dang it. Should have brought more water with me today… I haven’t pissed in over an hour… not good…”

    Kayak Creek Fishing Illinois Trees
    Focus on a point out in front. We got a looooong way to go…

    “I can’t believe the creek is this low. Good Lord the amount of noise I’m making is ridiculous, it’s amazing that deer looked at me for as long as she did. I gotta get back before someone notices I-“

    “You havin’ a hard time finding water for that kayak son?!”

    “Oh shhhhhhh…………. oot.”

    Creek Fishing Trip Low Water Kayak
    Hard to be stealthy in areas like this.

    No use trying to be quiet now.

    I’d been spotted.

    Off to the side of a clearing I could see a gentleman standing in the shade of a massive oak tree. He was partially hidden, but less so now as he took steps towards me. There was no doubt he had been watching me for some time. Even though I’d noticed the bank was peppered with NO TRESSPASSING signs during my morning slog in, I had ignored them. They were old and faded, after all. Some were even completely illegible – surely they were just warnings from a bygone era… RIGHT?!

    Well… maybe not…

    See, in Illinois creeks are not necessarily open to the public. The creek bed is owned by the property owner, even though the water is debatable. If you are floating on a creek that is not specifically designated a “non-navigable waterway” you might be fine…

    But I was not floating.

    I was carrying my kayak.

    I was trespassing.

    “Hey there!”

    I hollered back as cheerfully as I could, quickly ripping the GoPro off of my person and throwing it in the kayak while offering up a big wave and a smile.

    “I was HOPING I would run into someone out here. Do you know any of the property owners along this creek?”

    “WE own this property.”

    A woman holding two walking sticks appeared from behind the trunk of the same massive oak tree. She glared at me as the tiniest breeze rustled the broad leaves overhead. Clearly, she was not amused by my presence, or my cheeky behavior.

    “Owned it for YEARS.”

    Silence.

    We all stood there quietly, just letting that awkward silence… be.

    10 seconds… 20 seconds… seemed like an eternity

    Finally, the silence was broken by the woosh-Woosh-WOOSH of an eagle flying so low we could practically feel the wind coming off his wings as he pulsed rhythmically along the winding creek, past where we were standing, toward the river ahead.

    All three of us broke gaze simultaneously to turn and look at the majestic bird. Eagles were more common these days, but they had not been for many years. Their return has been a joy for many outdoorsmen.

    Then again, silence.

    I couldn’t help but speak.

    “It’s beautiful here.”

    Creek Fishing in Illinois: Heaven on Earth
    This is heaven on earth.

    The man and woman looked back at me and muttered simultaneously:

    “Yes, it is.”

    “You know guys… a few weeks ago I came in here with my oldest son. He wanted to try out his kayak when we drove across the bridge, the one over there in the direction that eagle was headed.”

    “The bridge by the river? Is that where you put in?”

    “It is.”

    “So you’ve come a long way to get this far.”

    “Yes, and now I have to go all the way back.”

    “Huh… the water is so low… that’s a hell of a long way to lug that kayak…”

    Without thinking, I blurted out:

    This is the price of smallmouth… and it’s a price I’m willing to pay.

    The man cocked his head to one side.

    The woman allowed herself a quick grin, as if the statement had touched on a memory of her own. Maybe it was recent, maybe it was from years ago when those NO TRESPASSING signs were still a vibrant orange color.

    Maybe both.

    “… see, when I was a kid we used to go to my Grandpa’s place in Wisconsin, and we would hope to catch some smallmouth bass. They were sacred to us. We’d go to Grandpa’s place because… well, we didn’t have enough money to go anywhere else…”

    The pair looked at one another and smiled again; no doubt sharing a memory without speaking a word.

    “… when I was in here paddling with my son around the bridge, I noticed fish swimming by the logs and rocks, but the water was too murky up there to make out what they were…”

    I pointed in the direction of the river.

    “… we started to make our way up this creek and the water cleared up. Then I saw them in the shallows – smallmouth – couldn’t believe it! I knew that I had to come back to try to catch them. I’ve never caught smallmouth here in Illinois – only at Grandpa’s in Wisconsin – and if there was even a slight chance that they were here, 15 minutes from my home, it just… I haven’t been able to stop thinking about ’em! I had to try to catch some, and I was hoping to bring my son back to catch some of his own as w-“

    “YOU SHOULD!”

    The man bellowed, his voice echoing through the trees.

    The stick-wielding woman gave him a sideways glance, but the situation had warmed by this point and her stony glance softened when she saw him stretch his arms out wide, almost inviting me over as his defensive posture faded away –

    “Name’s John, and this is my wife, Sue.”

    “Is it alright if I come over there and shake your hand?”

    “Of course it is!”

    I placed the kayak at my feet – finally – and made my way across those loose gray rocks that shifted underfoot towards the bank. Sue was smiling by the time reached I them, and John gave me a hearty handshake – a far cry from where we’d been just moments before when we first crossed paths.

    Before the eagle broke the silence.

    And so we talked.

    We talked about those old memories. We talked about fish from yesteryear. Talked about family trips that John and Sue took to this creek, in the very spot we now stood. Children swimming as the adults tossed grubs at the holes and exposed root systems on the opposite bank.

    Sue told me why she carried two large sticks:

    “I’m walking the creek and looking for hagstones. When the water gets low like this, you can see rocks with holes in them, where the water has run clean through. You can’t find them when the water is moving fast. They have other names too, but… you should come by some time and see all that I have collected. Bring your boy, I’ll show him all the other neat rocks I’ve found as well.”

    “He would love that. Thank you.”

    “Don’t be afraid to dig – the best rocks are usually below the boring gray ones…”

    “I’ll remember that.”

    John jumped back in:

    “So what’s the plan now?”

    “Well… I think I better follow that eagle and make my way back to the bridge, but I’d love to come back if that’s alright with you?”

    “Sure it is… here’s my cell number. You give me a shout some time and come on by the house to see those rocks, and maybe we can talk a bit more about fishing.”

    “Thanks. I’d like that.”

    … and with that… the slog continued…

    A few days later, I gave them a ring and went by with my eldest. Sue had a lifetime of rocks, and crafts to go with them – tables, coasters, jewelry, all adorned with all kinds of rocks from the creek and all over the world. She gave my son a healthy handful for his rock tumbler.

    John and I discussed other fishing locations, and he let me know that he loves to hunt. In fact, a lot of people hunt that creek from the deer stands that pepper the shoreline – and if you keep your eyes open, you might just find some antlers shed by a big buck.

    He grabbed 3 impressive, partial racks from a shelf with many more, and gave them to my son to share with his brothers.

    They still sit above their beds.

    I have been back to that creek many times. Some days, the smallmouth are nowhere to be found… but other days… the smallmouth are there…

    Illinois Creek Fishing Rapala Husky Jerk Smallmouth Bass
    20″ brute of a creek smallmouth.

    They hide in the shadows along the bank.

    In deep holes underneath the riffles.

    Some days they hold tight to the bottom.

    Other days, they swim laps, patrolling their area for intruders – or food.

    Creek bass are not prone to pass up an easy meal.

    These days when I hike, I’m careful with my steps. If you’re mindful you can find treasures that have been here for who knows how long…

    Creek Fishing Trip Low Water Kayak Hag Stone Hagstone
    A simple hagstone – my first – carved by nature.

    Every trip is different, but one thing remains unchanged.

    The work.

    This year, that work will continue.

    I will sweat. I will marvel. I will stumble. I will bleed. I will swear. I will wonder how much longer I can carry my gear before my arms fall off. I will struggle to land fish. Some I will hold, others will break my heart. I will lose baits. Lose track of time. I will lose myself… and at the end of the day when I’m driving home with the windows down in the blistering heat, I’ll think back on what just happened that morning – and I will thank God for all of it.

    This is the price of smallmouth… and it’s a price I’m willing to pay.

    Creek Fishing in Illinois: Beautiful Spot
    On to the next pool…

    Tight Lines & Godspeed, Patriots.

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  • Be a Good Person First. A Good Fisherman Second.

    Be a Good Person First. A Good Fisherman Second.

    Sometimes the good Lord puts us where we’re supposed to be – not where we want to be.

    Good morning, brothers.

    I was sitting in the church pews with my boys this last weekend – all 4 of them – and their very patient mother. Sitting in church is a good thing. Even in a non-spiritual sense. It helps you slow down, because you have to be still. Be quiet. Listen. Be patient.

    It’s not unlike fishing.

    Our day-to-day hustle & bustle is the opposite. When I was a kid the difference was not as extreme, but with everything we have these days – all the convenience, instant answers to everything at our fingertips, a plethora of 6-second video clips to satiate our “boredom”, cheap little dopamine hits nonstop… it’s a stark contrast.

    My two oldest sat to the right, one of the middles on my lap, the youngest sitting with Mama. I started to think about how lucky I am to have this family, to live in this country (warts & all), and to do what I do for a living.

    None of it was planned, and all of it is a blessing.

    It’s far better than anything that I could have dreamed up myself.

    Somehow, on more than one occasion, God has put me in the right place at the right time, to do something that I wasn’t prepared to do. It reminded me of a story from late last season…

    I was Fishing for Largemouth in a Small Pond…

    It was fall. The air was cool, and the pond I was fishing sits next to a playground that is usually empty. For whatever reason, on this particular afternoon, it was alive with kids. They were crawling all over the slides & swings, running, screaming, drooling, falling, whining, arguing, laughing… all of it.

    I love kids, but was happy to move away from the noise and over to the nearby pond to focus on some fishing.

    Some days you’re lucky and you get to fish remote wilderness, other days… you gotta do what you can with what you got!

    Creek Fishing Trip Low Water Kayak
    Not a playground in sight…

    I was using a heavy spinning rod to avoid backlashes since the shoreline was loaded with sticks and cattails and all sorts of snaggy items, throwing a Z-Man Bang Stick (floating, green pumpkin & blue mix) on a 2/0 Trokar Pro-V with a 1/32 ounce black bullet weight and Texas rig. (Check out the Eagle Claw Storefront to see what they have listed at this time.)

    In about 20 minutes, I caught 2 small fish.

    Good sign.

    Top 4 Bass Stickbaits Z-Man Bang StickZ
    These Z-Man Bang Sticks came into play big time late last season…
    Largemouth Bass Bank Fishing Strike King Super Finesse Worm Floating z-man bang stick pond
    … especially in ponds where I wanted a super-slow sinking stickbait that stayed just off the bottom.

    After a few more minutes, this little kid wandered over by me.

    Nice kid… maybe 4 or 5… he was sporting some messed up hair and had random food speckled all over his face.

    “Hi.”

    “Hi.”

    “What are you doin’?”

    “Fishing. What are you doing?”

    “I dunno.”

    “Ok.”

    “Can I fish too?!”

    “No buddy, but you can hang out with me if you want… where are your parents?”

    “Mommy brought me here but I don’t –

    WHACK!

    Hookset.

    As I pulled a small largemouth bass up over the bank full of tall weeds, the kid shrieked with joy.

    “IS THAT A FISH!?”

    “Haha, yeah buddy it’s a little –

    “CAN I TOUCH IT!?”

    “Well sure you can… but… I mean where is your mama again?”

    I held the small slimy fish out towards the boy, while he carefully, timidly, poked and prodded the bass, I scanned left and right as quickly as I could, hoping to find his parent(s)… but all I could see were groups of children under the close surveillance of their folks. No sign of anyone looking for my new little buddy here…

    “Does he bite? Does he have teeth??”

    “Uh… oh, no, he has some tiny teeth but he won’t hurt you. Here pop your thumb out I’ll show you how to hold ‘im…”

    “NO!”

    I laughed loudly, it certainly wasn’t the first time I’d seen a child object to putting their thumb in the mouth of a fish – so I tossed it back.

    “Hahaha, no worries buddy – you let me know when you’re ready to hold one.”

    “Can I keep fishing with you?!”

    “I mean… yeah I think you better…”

    Again, I scanned the area. This kid had been next to me for 20 minutes now.

    Nothing…

    We walked over to the right a bit, around the side of the pond to a little concrete platform. He was everywhere, running circles around me. Any hope I had for stealth was long gone. He picked up sticks and swung them around, hooted & hollered.

    Just a kid.

    I moved to the left of him in case a rouge hookset came flying free – didn’t want to snag him. In fact, the longer he was with me, the more I felt the need to protect him. Then it hit me –

    What if I was a creep?

    What if I wasn’t a harmless fisherman. What if I was a pedophile. A kidnapper. An opportunist… any number of bad, bad, bad things – what then?

    Then this kid would be in a very different situation right now.

    I shuddered at the thought of what this day could have been for this poor kid…

    WHACK!

    Another hookset. SOLID FISH. She flashed sideways and I could see the GIRTH. Big girl.

    “Hey do you have a fish is that a fish A FISH A FISH BIG FISH FISHFISHFISHFISH!?!?!?!”

    “I… uh *grunt* yeah bud just lemme focus on –

    Doink.

    Slack in the line.

    The big girl that would have made it one heck of an afternoon just came unbuttoned…

    Fortunately, I didn’t have much time to be sad, as my new buddy jumped left and right and 2 mothers with 4 children approached us. The kids ran over to join him, all 5 picked up rocks… and every single one started hurling them right where we had been fishing.

    Guess I’m done.

    No matter, at least I’ve finally found this kid’s mom.

    “Oh hey there, sorry they’re being a little noisy! Tee-hee!”

    “No worries, I’m just glad he’s back with his friends.”

    “Oh we… we don’t know who he is… we thought he was with you??”

    KER-SPLOOSH!

    Rocks continued to fly through the air and crash into the pond. All 5 children were laughing and screaming – it was impossible to be mad even though my afternoon of fishing was clearly over.

    “I don’t know who this kid is or where his parents are.”

    “Oh no – well, we haven’t seen anyone looking for him on the playground…”

    “Hmmm… well, I’ll keep him with me until we figure it out – hey buddy, let’s go for a walk!”

    My little friend came scampering over.

    It had been just under an hour by this point.

    “Are we gonna CATCH MORE FISH!?”

    “Heh, no big man, I think the fish are all hiding under logs after it rained rocks on ’em – let’s go look for your parents.”

    We walked back to the playground.

    Back to the pond.

    Back to the parking lot.

    Back to the pond.

    Playground again.

    Lap after lap after lap.

    “I’m tired…”

    “Yeah I know buddy but I’m not really sure what –

    “Billy?! BILLY?!?! WHAT THE FREAKING HELL!!”

    There was mom. Phone in hand. Pajamas. Filthy old slippers. Running. Screaming. Looking for her son… who had been with me – a stranger – for well over an hour.

    “It’s my mom – I gotta go – HI MOMMY!”

    He hollered and started to run towards her.

    “BILLY, YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE. YOU ARE GONNA GET IT. I AM SO MAD. YOU MESSED UP BIG TIME!!!”

    … was it… was it the kid’s fault he was left alone at the park for over an hour?

    Was mom watching TikToks in the car while he was left to wander alone?

    Hmmm… hard to say… suppose we shouldn’t assume anything.

    “Hey miss, he’s ok, he wandered over to me about an hour ago when I was at the pond. Been with me the whole time – we didn’t know where you were but I’m glad he’s with you now.”

    This woman turned and glared at me like I had 3 heads.

    Didn’t say a word.

    Looked back to Billy and started in again – reaming him – it was all his fault, you see. She hadn’t done anything wrong, but Billy boy… Billy was gonna get it.

    4 or 5 years old.

    She grabbed his arm, jerked it way too hard, and pulled him towards whatever car was hers.

    He started to cry.

    And that was it.

    That was the last time I’d ever see Billy.

    I stood there with my fishing rod in my hand. Bothered.

    Really bothered.

    So much could have gone wrong for little Billy on this afternoon… and yet… none of it would have been his fault. I was relieved he had ended up with me – just a normal dad and fisherman putzing at a city pond – but at the same time, I was bothered to see him being yanked off like that.

    Blamed.

    It was wrong.

    In terms of fishing, my afternoon had sucked…

    But as I quietly loaded my gear into the truck, one thing was very clear to me:

    Sometimes the good Lord puts us where we’re supposed to be – not where we want to be.

    I didn’t want to spend the afternoon fishing a lame little pond instead of a remote area.

    I didn’t want to entertain some random little kid.

    I didn’t want to listen to a noisy playground and watch rocks get thrown at my bass.

    But I was supposed to be there this afternoon.

    My hope – no, my prayer – was that little Billy’s mom realized how easy it would have been for someone to come along with bad intentions, and wander off with her son… I pray that she realizes she dodged a bullet. I pray that it never happens again. That this was a wake up call.

    Maybe… maybe not…

    Either way – I pray that God continues to put me where I’m supposed to be… and brothers… pray He does the same with you as well.

    His plans are always better than our own.

    Tight Lines & Godspeed, Patriots.

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  • The WORST Day of Creek Fishing

    The WORST Day of Creek Fishing

    I’ve never been a morning person.

    There are only two things that get me up & at ’em before sunshine pokes over the dark horizon outside our bedroom window.

    One is fishing… the other is… well… that is not your business…

    Gladiator Russell Crowe Not Your Business
    … what we do in life, echoes in eternity…

    On this day, it was option #1.

    I forced myself to roll out of bed and stumble downstairs when the alarm went off…

    That sucked.

    The carpet was dry and scratchy under my bare feet during the descent to the main floor; the air was noticeably colder.

    Groggy, mental gymnastics began as I slowly staggered along, intent on pouring my first cup of coffee. Bed was especially tempting this morning, because strange weather had made it difficult to put fish in the boat with any consistency since returning from our annual fishing trip to Minocqua, Wisconsin.

    The bite was just off.

    “… you have to go, you have to go… the kids start school again soon, Old Man Winter is headed this way… make the time to fish before you don’t have it…”

    Upon entering the kitchen, the inviting smell of freshly brewed java was… oh no… dear God no

    … missing…

    Last night before bed, the delayed-start was never turned on.

    The coffee pot was cold & empty.

    That sucked.

    *click*

    *drip… drip… drip…*

    I stumbled over to my desk to sit and wait. Angrily. Eyes began to droop.

    “… frickin’ idiot… this is gonna take forever…”

    *BEEEEP!*

    Finally poured the first cup after a brief shuffle back to the kitchen. The piping hot liquid smelled delicious, and the sun was just now starting to peek over the trees.

    home office desk computer coffee
    Like slow-motion fireworks.

    You could see the orange and red and yellow as it lit up the sky, spreading out with surprising speed. I thought about my fishing plan for the day.

    “Gotta go with a creek man, the bite is always pretty reliable. Should be able to move at a good steady pace, covering water and locating fish.”

    The truth was I hadn’t slept well, and the previous evening had been spent frantically setting up jigs & micro-swimbaits, loading a single Plano container with a handful of downsized presentations aimed at getting the attention of smallmouth bass.

    A clever new combination would be my workhorse: 1/8 ounce bass jig with a green pumpkin living rubber skirt – plus the secret sauce – a single strand of blue and a single strand of orange, tipped with a Z-Man Trick Shot to match the small local forage.

    Creek Trip Jig Garage Fishing
    Look at this saucy little nugget…

    Smallmouth bass – my favorite fish – would surely destroy it. Even though said smallmouth had been throwing curveballs lately… and that off-speed pitch will getcha.

    Time to throw one right back.

    I took a big noisy slurp of coffee and decided to get moving.

    “Today will be a good day… it’s time to go… but now I need to load the truck. The truck is empty. Why is the truck EMPTY. I should have loaded the truck last night. I didn’t load the truck. I don’t want to load the truck now. What do I need to put in the truck? WHY DIDN’T I LOAD THE DANG TRUCK?!”

    I had to load the truck.

    That sucked.

    I angrily hurled the small kayak into the bed, grabbed the paddle and a few bottles of water plus my fishing backpack, pole, camera, fired up the engine and pulled out of the driveway.

    Creek Trip Construction Bridge Comes Orange Driving
    “Construction” is one of our main seasons here in Illinois.

    By 7:30 the sun had come up completely as the creek rolled into view.

    With the window down the sound of water slowly gurgling past the large piles of tree trunks and branches stuck on the bridge pilings made their way into the cab. The gravel began to crunch beneath the tires as the truck pulled off the road and slowed to a crawl, approaching my favorite parking spot just off the highway…

    … but it was occupied.

    I would not be fishing alone this morning.

    That sucked.

    There are two reasons I prefer to fish by myself.

    One? The silence – I like to speak to God without interruption – unless that interruption is a fish.

    Two? I look ridiculous with a camera attached to my head…

    Illinois kayaking kayak paddle paddling small lake
    Enjoy the sunrise, dork.

    I grabbed my gear and dropped in.

    The paddle started to swish and swash, left and right, methodically, as I made my way upstream.

    Suddenly, there he was…

    Up ahead… the filthy parking spot thief.

    The better fisherman. The one who got the jump on me. Probably hit all of my favorite spots. Displaced my fish. Ruined my morning.

    As we paddled closer to one another, a chipper, feminine voice rang out –

    “GOOD MORNING!”

    “Oh… hey, good morning ma’am.”

    “It’s beautiful out today – make sure you check out that rock structure up ahead. It’s really neat and I got some great pictures. Have a good day!”

    “Thanks, you too.”

    Creek Fishing in Illinois: Heaven on Earth
    Strangers in the creek…

    We softly paddled past one another.

    Upon realizing that she was simply sight-seeing, it seemed safe to start working the area. The fish were probably not bothered, and surely they would be ready to devour my fancy custom jig – you know – the one with a single strand of orange and a single strand of blue in the skirt.

    I made casts for an hour without a bite.

    That sucked.

    Decided to stick with the jig, but make my way further upstream.

    However, there was one big problem with that plan.

    Well… several big woody problems.

    Mother nature had decided to knock a few trees down. They sat directly on top of the riffles completely blocking certain narrow sections within the creek, and while I had been prepared to carry my kayak over the shallow, rocky areas – I was not prepared to lift the kayak over my head and climb trees.

    Creek Fishing Trip Low Water Kayak
    Stop. Lift. Repeat.

    But we don’t quit.

    Ever.

    The climbing began.

    Over… and over… and over…

    Creek Fishing Trip Low Water Kayak
    Thank you, Mother Nature.

    I must have stopped and lifted the kayak 30 times or more.

    That sucked.

    Even with all of the grunting and the sweating and the swearing and the cuts and the scrapes and the blood splats peppering my arms and hands there was an attempt to move quietly.

    Mustn’t scare the fish, after all.

    BOOM BOOM SNAP CRASH BOOM BOOM CRASH SNAP SNAP THWICK!!!

    “GAH! Is that a freaking MOOSE!? A MOUNTAIN LION??”

    No… it was… a buck.

    I scared a buck that was taking a drink in the creek ahead of me. Didn’t even see it.

    Have you ever been isolated, surrounded by complete silence, and startled a deer? It is incredible how ungraceful these animals really are when they are trying to escape from you.

    Sounded like Sasquatch ripping through the trees.

    ROOOOOAAARRRRRRR SNARL ROOOOOAR!!!

    “CRIPES! Is that a freaking GRIZZLY BEAR!?”

    No… it’s… two racoons fighting over a crayfish.

    They looked up at me for a split second, puzzled, cocked their heads to the side and bolted, plodding their fat ‘coon butts noisily through the underbrush.

    “Good Lord why are all these animals so uncoordinated and loud – and why am I so paranoid?? Better slow down and pay attention so I don’t have a heart attack…”

    Decided to slow down.

    That sucked.

    I couldn’t cover as much ground, and as a result, it took me way longer to get to the deeper water way up ahead.

    The slow plod continued…

    Creek Fishing Boots Feet Stream Water
    Left… right… left… right…

    “Lord I hope I can paddle soon… I guess on the bright side if I’m careful I won’t break my ankles on these slippery, slimy rocks…”

    That’s when I noticed something in the shallow water…

    A hagstone.

    “Ok great so no fish but I got a cool rock. Yippee.”

    I knelt down and retrieved the treasure, rolling it back and forth, over and over in my hands. Father Time and a slow trickle had punched a hole right through the center of the stone.

    “Guess the kids have wanted to see one of these since we learned they existed… super, MORE crap to carry.”

    Creek Fishing Trip Low Water Kayak Hag Stone Hagstone
    Well hello there.

    I tossed the stone in the back compartment of the all-plastic ‘yak, and the noise it made was so LOUD it made me think of the animals who had startled me earlier. Sounds surrounded me. Sounds of nature. Water. Wind. Leaves rustling high above. The area was so isolated that they all seemed so LOUD.

    Why was it so quiet… wait… my phone hadn’t rang or dinged or beckoned me for hours now…

    No signal.

    I was missing important phone calls for work.

    That sucked.

    Surely everything was on fire at the office.

    Surely all of the websites I’d ever created were broken.

    Surely someone had an emergency and was trying to get ahold of me.

    Surely.

    I wandered into a wider section of the creek with a nice outside bend while thinking about all the problems piling up back home. The kayak was placed carefully on the bank, and the jig was unhooked from the keeper on the rod.

    In one extremely coordinated, professional movement, I flicked the lure into the fishy looking area – and promptly watched it land right in the “Y” of a massive branch poking above the water. With a skillful snap of the wrist, I proceeded to bury the hook deep in the wood. Finally, with one amazingly adept tug on the rod I was rewarded as my line freed itself from the log!

    It also freed itself from the jig.

    “Fffffffffffffffffff… frick.”

    My line broke.

    That sucked.

    I stood there, knee deep in the water with the jig I had carefully, meticulously crafted the night before – remember, the one with a single strand of orange and a single strand of blue in the skirt – permanently planted in a branch 30 feet away over deep water, surrounded by entire trees that prevented me from kayaking over… and I wasn’t about to go swimming.

    With the rod held between my knees, I awkwardly pulled the Plano container out and selected a simple jigworm, then tried to balance while tying a new loop knot I’d been working on learning.

    Wrong. Snip. Start over.

    Wrong again. Snip. Start over.

    WRONG. AGAIN. Snip. Start over.

    Finally, my bloody fingers managed to tie the perfect non-slip loop knot, which would give my jig just a bit more action.

    Fishing continued.

    Over the next hour I saw fish. Heard them splash as they jumped for bugs, saw their bellies reflect sunlight as they turned slightly sideways in the shallow water, noticed small groups of them swimming with one another, darting this way and that – but they weren’t interested in my offering…

    Lockjaw.

    Except for one.

    *tick… tick tick*

    5 hours in, exhausted from lugging the kayak through the trees, with bloodied hands and ripped up pants, I finally felt the tiniest of strikes, and set the hook.

    The fight was anticlimactic.

    3 seconds later I had him out of the water.

    One bass.

    smallmouth bass small lake Illinois kayak
    One. Tiny. Bass. All. Day.

    I caught one bass, and it was time to go.

    That sucked.

    I took a long look at the miniature bronzeback before releasing him back into the shallow water. So much work for ONE fish?

    “This is ridiculous. It’s mental.”

    The bass zipped off like a laser as soon as my fingers loosened underneath his soft belly.

    I wiped my hands – hands that now smelled fishy, like success… but me & God knew the truth…

    Today had been an absolute waste, and it was time to lug my kayak all the way back, over the trees and up the hill, back to the truck and eventually home…

    The trip back was silent.

    Not even the obnoxious deer or snarling racoons wanted to keep a loser like me company.

    My head hung in shame.

    At dinner that night, my wife asked me…

    “How was your day?”

    Are you kidding me?! Didn’t she know?? IT SUCKED! The WORST day of creek fishing EVER!!

    “Waste of time! Waste of energy! Waste of money! First I got up super early – “

    “So you saw the sunrise?”

    “Yeah, and then I forgot to set the coffee pot – “

    “So you got fresh coffee?”

    “Yeah, and then I forgot to load the truck – “

    “So you got to make a few last minute adjustments?”

    “Yeah, and then someone was in my parking spot – “

    “So you found a new place you could park?”

    “Yeah, and then I ran into some lady sight-seeing – “

    “So you were the only fisherman in the creek?”

    “Yeah, and then I made casts for an HOUR with no bites – “

    “So you got to practice your casting?”

    “Yeah, and then I had to keep moving upstream and there were trees down everywhere – “

    “So you got a bunch of exercise carrying the kayak into areas other fishermen won’t go?”

    “Yeah, and then there was this deer crashing through the trees and a couple of racoons literally roaring at each other – “

    “So you got to hear sounds most people will never hear in person?”

    “Yeah, and then I had to slow down and couldn’t cover as much ground – “

    “So that’s when you found that hagstone for the boys and made their day?”

    “Yeah, and then I realized my phone had no signal – “

    “So you got to explore the area uninterrupted?”

    “Yeah, and then I broke off on a log – “

    “So you got to practice that new loop knot you’ve been learning?”

    “Yeah, and then I ONLY CAUGHT ONE FREAKING FISH – “

    “So you didn’t get skunked?”

    “Yeah! Yeah I… yeah…”

    We stopped talking.

    The only noise at that moment was the clicking and clanking of silverware on our finest Corelle plates as the boys devoured their food.

    She looked at me and smiled, then set her fork down and folded her hands underneath her chin, well aware that the point she’d made was slowly beginning to sink in.

    “Well… that sounds like it was just the WORST, huh?”

    “… uh… no… maybe not…”

    She picked her fork back up and began poking the food on her plate.

    “… so… you going to try again tomorrow?”

    “… yeah… yeah I think I will. Hey… thanks.”

    One of my boys who’d hardly been listening looked up from his macaroni and blurted:

    “DADDY! How was your day?!”

    My wife smiled and took the tiniest sip of milk.

    I smirked.

    “You know what buddy… it was actually pretty dang great. In fact, it was awesome. Let me tell you why it was one of the best days of creek fishing I’ve ever had…”

    Tight Lines & Godspeed, Patriots.

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  • One Mighty Jerkbait Bass

    One Mighty Jerkbait Bass

    The silence woke me from my sleep.

    Seems odd to say that.

    With an infant in the room, some sort of sound machine is always buzzing away, creating fake rain or running water noises to mask movement. Our breathing, cover adjusting or pillow fluffing.

    But now – silence.

    I could see massive puddles in the street, and the drops falling from the tree leaves and power lines made soft ripples that glistened in the moonlight. Clearly a storm had come through and killed the power.

    raindrops night puddle rain street

    … something’s wrong“, I mumbled to myself, and rolled out of bed as quietly as a clod can when half-awake at 3:30 a.m., “better go check the basement…

    The basement, you see, is prone to flooding. This spring it had already happened. We have two sump pits in the basement, and both were equipped with heavy-duty pumps. I say “were equipped”, because one day they magically burned up at the same time – no surge, no other electronic devices were damaged, none of the circuit breakers were flipped… they just died.

    Then the water came.

    Watching your basement flood is an interesting experience. It puts you in your place. You quickly realize that you are at the mercy of nature and the local water table. The cracks in the basement floor become dark and obvious as the water starts to seep through. The pits slowly overflow. You scramble like a madman to move every box and memory from the basement floor to higher ground.

    The mind begins reeling:

    Why didn’t I clean up down here??
    Why aren’t these paper documents on a shelf??
    When is the water going to stop?!
    Why do we have so much STUFF?!

    But it doesn’t matter what the answers are – all that matters is that you run. Run to every single object, hoist it over your head, move faster, up the creaky wooden stairs to deposit the item on higher ground so you can repeat the process many, many, many times.

    Fortunately (fortunately?), as mentioned the first flood of the year had already happened a few weeks ago, and everything was still piled up haphazardly in the garage. As I ambled downstairs on this dreary, dark morning, I was not frantic – only curious. Was there water rising in the pits?

    Yup.

    Well, shoot… guess I better fire up the generator and get these pumps working ASAP.

    I shuffled back upstairs and pulled out the gas-powered generator my father-in-law had gifted us last Christmas. As long as the pumps weren’t magically burnt up again this should work well.

    A prime.
    A choke.
    A quick tug on the cord.
    Loud noises.

    She fired right up, and I was able to do two very important things:

    First, I ran two large cords from the generator to the pumps so that they could lower the incoming water, and I was relieved as they began gurgling & ejecting immediately.

    Second, I ran an extra cord from the generator, across the garage floor, into the door by the hallway, past the pile of dirty shoes and up into the kitchen.

    To save the food in the fridge, you ask? The frozen meals in the deep freeze?

    No… to make sure the coffee pot would start up for my wife at 5:00 a.m., and after resetting this, I went back to our room filled with silence and slipped into bed… my most important husbandly tasks now complete…

    We met in the kitchen 2 hours later.

    My wife daintily teetered in as I was sitting, enjoying my first cup. Her robe cinched up, she could hear the generator grumbling away outside, took one look at me, then the nearly-full pot of strong black coffee.

    She smiled.

    Morning Coffee & Fishing Stories

    Victory.

    She poured a cup and gave me a quick smooch, “thank you, what’s the plan today?

    I’m not sure“, I said, “I was going to go try to learn to use a jerkbait and see if I could muster up a few cold largemouth bass, but with everything going on I’m not sure I’ll have time… maybe I’ll go next week…

    She took a deep, noisy slurp off the top of her piping-hot coffee, then in a very matter-of-fact tone said, “the mess will be here when you get home, you should go“.

    She was right of course. It is in her nature to push me to do the things that she knows will make me happy, but leaving her home with all the kids, no power and a generator running… I couldn’t do it in good conscience.

    After a brief discussion, we decided that I would go, but later on. Late afternoon. The forecast showed overcast skies and low temps all day. If I was going to have success with the jerkbait today, a few hours shouldn’t be a make-or-break deal.

    Plus… I’d never caught a fish on a jerkbait before… so what’s the rush?

    We finished our coffee, and after a few hours the power returned. Cleanup ensued, then my rod, reel & gear were prepped.

    The Final Result: Fixed Broken Fishing Rod Tutorial

    Time to fish.

    When I arrived at the lake, it was cold. It was overcast. I had planned to fish from shore, and as I began walking around the edge of the lake searching for a fishy-looking spot, I realized something…

    Nobody was here.

    Good.

    City lakes have a tendency to get rather loud, but at times, noisy lakes are all you will be able to fish – we can’t take a 6-hour trip to the creek and isolate ourselves from society every day. City lakes allow us to scratch the itch… but the sweet sound of a lawnmower running over sticks and rocks does not create the ambience we crave.

    I welcomed the cold. The drizzle. The mud. The cracked, bloody fingers. The wind.

    The payoff, was silence.

    Silence, like what woke me from my sleep early this morning.

    driftwood wood city lake shore gravel

    Silence, that would allow me to hear the slight click of my bail opening, the lure whipping through the air, pulling my line through the guides until further down the bank the presentation entered the water with a soft “plop”, the bail clicked back over with a quick motion of the hand, and then with the initial twitch – we were fishing.

    The only problem was that I was using a jerkbait.

    I had never caught a fish on a jerkbait in my life. The one that I had tied on looked so good… so good in fact, that I had been looking at it for 5 or 6 years, planning to use it “one day”.

    Today was the day.

    Stacey King SK 80 Lucky Craft Jerkbait
    The Jerkbait: a Stacey King SK 80 Lucky Craft – similar to a Lucky Craft Pointer SP

    I knew that lethargic, cold bass should respond well to a bait that I could pause in front of them – they had to. I had read so many articles and watched so many videos on how these baits could be fished, how they could work… but with limited time, it became apparent that I may have made a huge mistake.

    Ok so I twitched it… now what the heck do I do?

    My awkward cadence was underway.

    Twitch-pause-reel-pull-hop-twitch-pause-pause-jitter-shake-pauuuussseee-reel-twitch

    I have no idea what I’m doing… this looks ridiculous…

    It was obvious that there needed to be a simple pattern I could follow so that I was able to focus on my line to see if it jumped. After all, I didn’t know what a strike would feel like. A pull? Slack? Something in between?

    Twitch twitch pause, twitch pause, repeat.

    There. Done. That was it. My simple pattern. For the next 45 minutes I would live or die by the double-twitch pause twitch pause.

    I made another cast, then another… then something happened.

    The rod bent over in the direction of my jerkbait.

    Oh my gosh, are you serious?! Oh my gosh – that’s a good bass!

    My drag clicked a few times. The rod stayed bent as I reeled – I could see the thump-thump-thump of the tip-top as she made runs in the opposite direction – she felt huge.

    But she wasn’t.

    As I brought her in, I could see that the jerkbait had caught the bass on the top of the back.

    Foul hook.

    Still, I had my “first” jerkbait fish – right?!

    No… deep down I knew the victory was tainted.

    I’m still gonna count it!“, I proclaimed, knowing that was a lie, but trying to convince myself that I had achieved my goal.

    The fish was unhooked, measured and released, and as the initial shot of adrenaline started to fade, so did my conviction towards the fact that I had “caught” a jerkbait bass. Wrong. I had snagged one.

    Shoot.

    With time dwindling, I decided to keep working the bank, making cast after cast, hoping that I might place my jerkbait in front of another bass, one that was more interested in eating as opposed to inspecting, as the previous bass had done.

    Less than 10 minutes later, the casting paid off.

    What did the strike feel like?

    Well, if memory serves – it just felt like a tiny bit of weight, as if the bass had inhaled the jerkbait in a soft, subtle manner that I didn’t even feel on my end, but as I tried to move the lure slowly towards me, it stopped.

    BOOM.

    I set the hook, pulling in the opposite direction, and she was off.

    She swam hard, and stayed deep. You could tell instantly that this was a bigger fish. If there was any doubt, it went away when my drag decided to scream in my face as she made a powerful run –

    Reeeeee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-eeee!!!

    Oh my gosh, that is a good bass. That is a GOOD bass. Hahahahahahahaha! I just hope I got ‘er in the mouth!

    She pulled away from me several times, and as I worked her closer to the shore I could see that I did have her in the mouth.

    Barely.

    A single barb on the rear treble was all that connected me to the fish. I could see the entire body of the jerkbait as she kicked & thrashed close to shore – I had to get her up by the rocks so I could grab her. Now. Before she was lost forever.

    I held my breath, gave the spinning rod a final mighty tug, and shoved my thumb into her thick, powerful jaw.

    shore bass jerkbait largemouth muddy overcast

    Success.

    She was mine.

    As I hoisted her into the air, laughing like a crazy person, I was even more grateful for the silence and solitude. No gawkers. Nobody running over to inspect my catch. No questions about the bait I was using.

    Just me, and my first jerkbait bass.

    She was gorgeous.

    With the tiniest of tugs I dislodged the single hook from her face, grabbed a quick measurement and some pictures, and we said our goodbyes.

    jerkbait largemouth bass stacey king sk 80 overcast shore fishing

    As quickly as it started, it was over. I knelt down to carefully release her back into the cold, dark water, and she took off with a single, powerful kick.

    The ripples her tail created on the surface began to fade, and I was left, surrounded by silence once again.

    My goal had been achieved in a most spectacular fashion… but now it was time to get back to real life. Time to go home and clean up the garage, the flood piles… my hike back to the truck began. I would head home and start my work… but I knew that all the while I would be thinking about everything that had just happened…

    Thinking about the cold, the silence – and that one mighty jerkbait bass.

    My first – but definitely not the last…

    Tight Lines & Godspeed, Patriots.

    Quick Note: This day was recorded and can be seen here.

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